Thursday, September 1, 2016

Welcome to the Samsung sect: Hi Gear S3! – Open

Yesterday presented the Samsung Gear S3. Big deal we hear you think, but Wire breakage was at the launch and drew the conclusion: Samsung mania takes almost sectarian forms.

If a gladiator presented a Korean lady at deficient (but understandable!) English middle of the ring gear S3. A shimmering light show, applause and a lot of ooh’s and ah’s from the audience followed. I was also quite call ooh and ah, were it not that I did not really cave by a great display for the stage of everything that was shown at the trendy curved projector.

I had to do it with Samsung lady who shouted things like “a watch is a lifestyle,” and “a watch is so much more than just a watch.” In addition, I was surprised by the Russian journalist next to me, which just about every sense of the woman literally was taking over (I think: check the teleprompter and you also come to an end, but more on that later)

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Well, the Samsung Gear S3 so. A smart watch that does fade all other smart watches. One that finally looks like a real watch, long battery life and a clear menu structure, if the manufacturer believes himself. In itself fine phrases to tap – and the gear S3 looks really nice – but I have suffered from a light #throwbackthursday – effect, as was the launch of the previous Gear smartwatch exact same said. The power of repetition, shall we say. Something they at vrinden Scientology also not averse to be.

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And, as always with sects: a personal view should not have. So when three “journalists” came on stage to talk about the unique design, the unparalleled amount of features and the future of the smart watch the entire interview was opgelepeld through the teleprompter. Orchestrated , the Americans would say. Even any smile was captured in the teleprompter.

Totally absurd it when after the presentation was about fifty white-robed boys and girls as a kind of Oompa-Loompas’s going to walk the stage. Even Apple is not so strange.

I found it after all this time for a beer. And then runs a man with half a liter of Beck’s St. Dach Strasse in East Berlin and what do you see? A giant Samsung banner. And with huge I mean. One that covered an entire apartment

Sigh. Where’s the teleprompter

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